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American Demotivational Poster

RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass

TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


TAGS: american hunters
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krustbag - December 19, 2014, 11:22 am, #258953
There are lots of hunters in Canada too, we are very well armed.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:37 am, #226829
Send This To The Clowns Up In Canada !!.
rerun - January 5, 2011, 7:52 pm, #209224

yeah, sure
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:51 pm, #209223
sorry about caps been up for 2 days 2 young lady friends 1 dressed as reindeer 1 as Bullwinkle dont know who to ride next
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:49 pm, #209222
sorry about the caps been up for 3 days have 2 young ladies over 1 dressed like reindeer the other like Bullwinkle dont know which one to ride next
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:20 pm, #209220
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm, #209218
Stop yelling! We can read your senseless comments just fine without the Caps.
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:16 pm, #209216
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:26 am, #209189
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:23 am, #209188
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:51 am, #209184
Guys, seriously, your swear-censor needs help...
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:50 am, #209183
If you're actually hunting with the intention of eating the meat and/or using the carcass for something other than crass trophies, sure.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 2:15 am, #209165
I am sure Mr Chan from Hong Kong,living in California has the Defence of switzerland close to his heart? (or maybe his intrests in firearms encouraged him to open a debate on Sig sauer?) of which has little relevance to this poster?
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:58 am, #209164
As I said, once again I do apologise!!! in future I'll only comment on subjects I know very little about?!
AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:44 am, #209162
It's a matter of national security can be taken another way...Just saying
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am, #209161
I do apologise, It was an attempt at humour, Having spent 12 years as a Royal Marine I have worked with "ARMY 95" in the past. the comment was regarding the swiss people wanting to disolve the armed forces!!
Lionel Chan - January 5, 2011, 1:29 am, #209159
Er.. Swiss had compulsory military service - meaning pretty much everyone had used or own a Sig sauer some point in their life. They also had one of the highest gun ownership on the planet.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:10 am, #209158
Except the Swiss would have had a small pocket knife with a spoon,screwdriver, tin openers etc.
Laoch - January 4, 2011, 11:28 pm, #209153
Same reason why Germany left Switzerland alone.
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 3:39 pm, #209126
These days they would also have to worry about people in the city hanging off their balcony and peppering them with 9mm's lol. love the poster.

GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am, #243707
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm, #240676
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240675
Great 5L

THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?

TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm, #246916
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm, #228104
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm, #228103
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm, #179472
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #179422
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #179408
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm, #179401
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am, #179393
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am, #179391
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am, #179384
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am, #179344
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am, #179343
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am, #179342
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #179341
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm, #179340
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm, #179339
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm, #179338
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm, #179336
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am, #235821
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.



TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am, #242905
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm, #236966
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm, #236933
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm, #236932

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm, #236931
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm, #236928
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm, #236927
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm, #236925
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm, #236924
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm, #236923
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am, #236899
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am, #236898
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236885
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236884
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm, #236880
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm, #236876
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!

AMERICAN MUSCLE - Because Imports Are For Pussies.

TAGS: american muscle
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 1:35 pm, #219732
I love me some American Muscle. Beautiful thing that SS Chevelle. However, '95 Toyota Supra is as bada** as you can get.
David A - February 12, 2010, 9:28 am, #157536
You've never see a Toyota this BADASS!
Airman - February 11, 2010, 6:32 pm, #157475
I always wanted one of these. Brings back lots of memories seeing it. 5 Thank Yous

FITNESS - American style

TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by gergroy

pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm, #36023
No, it's not a real ph**o. It was stolen from Ph**oshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am, #35985
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real ph**o, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm, #10305
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am, #5072

MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.

TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Jack Woodward

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm, #217413
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am, #217370
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The g** slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am, #217369
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am, #217361
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am, #217358
What a**hole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm, #135656
eat **** jack. f***ing faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm, #135577
go put a sandpaper d***o up your a** Jack Woodward

1ST AND 9.144 -

TAGS: american football
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Reality Lord - November 20, 2012, 6:24 am, #240763

Curious...aside from the USA are there any other countries that couldn't aafford the conversion.....like....40 YEARS AGO
Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:06 pm, #239910
I like this. Nice job. Hits the nail on the head. It didn't make sense in baseball either
Haarakkon - October 12, 2012, 2:25 am, #239905
I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.
rerun - October 11, 2012, 8:17 pm, #239900

nice, and good (great actually) to see ya Haar.

HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?

NUCLEAR EXPERTS - AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...

TAGS: d*** us americans
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:44 pm, #251453
Very true. Even the "experts" who dropped the A-bomb exclaimed, "Dang! Was THAT supposed to happen?"
falloutghoul - April 9, 2012, 6:36 pm, #232994
Who said they were experts?

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by mooooooooooooooooo

TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm, #89298
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm, #89297
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm, #89180
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm, #89179
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm, #217020
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm, #217019
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm, #216975
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am, #216972
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am, #216970
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am, #216968
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am, #216967
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216966
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216965
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am, #216964
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am, #216962
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am, #216961
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am, #216955
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am, #216952
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm, #216934
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm, #216928
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm, #216919

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm, #216918
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm, #216916
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216915

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216914
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm, #216913
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm, #216912
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm, #216910
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216909

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216908

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm, #216905
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm, #216902
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


TAGS: american car rhy millen red bull pontiac solstice gxp
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Ryan

zoomer296 - January 20, 2013, 8:45 pm, #242671
I agree with RatFink.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 11:26 am, #188246

goodbye ratfink
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:44 am, #188239
believe it or not this particular car actually had an LS7 under the hood thats a 427/ 512hp 486ft-lbs Big Block Chevy for all the rice fans that car will eat your **** like a f***ing taco and f*ck u culos
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:41 am, #150041
Wrong! I like women who play the skin flute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm, #149568
Spacedog is as g** as a french horn.
corbett06 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm, #149566
yeah i wanna see you try drifting...what you dont know is that a large majority of those cars have v8s in them...not a car you wanna f*** with on the street
Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:29 am, #65431
Drifting is a retarded sport invented by rice burner fanatics
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am, #65404
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am, #65403
Drifting, a tell tale sign of not being able to torn a corner in a normal efficient way.....but don't blame the drivers, blame the ****ty American car technology!

AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.

TAGS: american football
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by scaryfishman

oh shuddup - January 9, 2009, 5:05 pm, #50800
lols leave the poor yanks alone, they have a hard enough time being ...well...being that way.
HtD - January 8, 2009, 4:49 am, #50357
Apples and oranges, you ***k.
RubySucks - November 6, 2008, 6:04 pm, #34124
well ya they're different, tard. if they were the same, why would we need to compare them?
NoVa KaInE - October 17, 2008, 2:27 am, #28072
PEOPLE!! They are TWO count 'em TWO different sports meaning they are UN-COMPARABLE
RnR - September 24, 2008, 3:32 pm, #22906
if you ever meet a real rugby player, tell him that to his face. BTW: do you want to be buried or cremated?
RugbySucks - September 24, 2008, 2:29 pm, #22891
Rugby doesn't need "armour" because they hit like little p**** fags!
d - July 23, 2008, 6:58 pm, #10843
The world series is baseball... not football, good try though -Stupid Eurofags, yay!!!!
e - July 20, 2008, 12:00 am, #10310
Z, like you uneducated freaks spell it.... - McDonalds, yay!!!!!
g - July 19, 2008, 11:58 pm, #10309
Haha, so true!!! Man theyre pussies! they need armour, and have to stop every 5 secs to make a new game-plan.... yip, and they call it the world series even though they are the only "country" (more like organisation, and yes it is spelt with an S, not a
Sean - April 13, 2008, 6:02 pm, #1952
What's true? That compared to rugby players, football players are girls because they need pads and wear tights?
bob - April 12, 2008, 8:59 pm, #1937
that is so true

HORRID... - Absolutely dreadful... Why are you wasting our time with your obvious lack of talent. I don't care what Paula thinks. I say no to Hollywood for you.

TAGS: gaddafi american idol
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Heavykevy666 - April 8, 2011, 2:36 am, #215977
All this time as the leader, and he's still just a Colonel... You'd think to give yourself a raise, before the bombs start falling...
firedog911 - February 23, 2011, 7:22 am, #212982
Muammar, we need to talk about your flare.... you f***ing douche bag!
GySgt1811 - February 21, 2011, 12:08 pm, #212841
Too bad it was the camel's night on top when we bombed him. (My God. He looks like an Italian doorman!)
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 10:16 am, #212839
Now that's fuc king funny. Nice one Jmac.

A TRUE AMERICAN ICON - The Everyman poet turns 70 years. Congratulations Bob Dylan

TAGS: bob dylan 70 american icon
Rating: 4.11/5

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MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:10 pm, #219034
"The ants are my friends; they're blowin' in the wind!"

AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"

TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Boardie

DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am, #45671
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't b**** and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big f***ing surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm, #30412
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm, #29902
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm, #24759
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm, #10304
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm, #7367
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm, #5181
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm, #5180
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am, #243317
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am, #222285
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm, #222274
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm, #222060


THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 3.92/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am, #178687

AMERICANS - If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking Native American.

TAGS: americans native indians
Rating: 3.87/5

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:02 pm, #223598
Finally, a TRUE patriot who tried to defend his country from invasion.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2011, 4:12 am, #214026
I think you missed my point. Actually... I know you missed my point.
MuthaLuva69 - March 11, 2011, 1:57 am, #214022
hahaha whoever made this is a complete utter idiot. the man in that ph**o is Sitting Bull who help in the killing General Custer. if anything he is a symbol of victory for the true Americans.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:11 pm, #192991
Well played.

AMERICANS - ...everybody knows you're dumb. Live with it.

TAGS: americans
Rating: 2.88/5

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moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 2:04 am, #76359
I know. I can't spell.......If they ever have an Emo music festival they might be concentrated enough for a tactical strike. Good thinking Sean.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:59 am, #76357
But these "nucular" weapons, if push comes to shove, we can use 'em on the Emo's, no?
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 1:53 am, #76355
They also gave us nuclear weapons and Emo's. nuff said aboot that.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:45 am, #76351
And they gave us "adam" -- a supreme dumbass.
adam - April 29, 2009, 1:40 am, #76349
AMERICANS-gave you the car, electricity, computers, the internet, and pretty much every other luxery you have. dumbass
barockeva - January 17, 2009, 5:07 pm, #52607
Of course it doesn't happen. Everyone knows you ride in the pouch.

WARNING SIGNS - Spot Them Before Its Too Late

TAGS: american psycho warning sign little girl
Rating: 2.45/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm, #149364
Yes, yes, yes! 110% yes! Zed - FTW!
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:56 pm, #149361
Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:55 pm, #149360
That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!
NYHCx845 - January 1, 2010, 2:34 pm, #149352
Look at the books she's carrying. Why would a little girl need/want to read the last one
The Goat - January 1, 2010, 2:06 am, #149255
I've got a daughter like that - she's 22 and in law school now...she even had hair that color when she was little


AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...

TAGS: american dollar soldier arab boy war
Rating: 2.53/5

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Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm, #90329
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm, #90102
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm, #90006
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.

N33RDS -

TAGS: pzy n33rds american pie this one time at band camp
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am, #218584
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am, #218543
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am, #218542
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am, #218530
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am, #218518
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am, #220910
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am, #220908
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm, #166332
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm, #166206
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm, #166205
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm, #166204
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm, #166162
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm, #166140
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm, #166138
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am, #166137
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am, #166097
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


TAGS: retirement plan american gothic
Rating: 3.43/5

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Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm, #57590
What about the weekend at Bernie's?It's gone now


TAGS: americans canada
Rating: 3.07/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 7:51 pm, #198715
Watch yourself new guy. There are a lot of Canadians on this site.
TheOmegaMan - October 17, 2010, 7:20 pm, #198711
What else can be said? Canadians love to go down on Americans...I mean TO America just like Pamela Anderson did.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:51 pm, #87257
But I hear that they keep a diary of when the Gov's window blinds are open and closed, eH!
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm, #87251
Lemme see...He had a big, long nose...a stupid-looking hat - with big antlers on it no less...and an "I hate Sarah Palin" b***on on his lapel.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:48 pm, #87243
Uhmmm, LD, buddy, this doctor you saw, did you ahve to cross any borders to get to his and/or her office? Just a little theory I'm working on.
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:53 pm, #87228
Back from the panic...saw a Doctor aboot the speech-thingy. He said "Drink a bag of milk and call me in the morning."
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:52 pm, #87227
Is there any cure for that peculiar speech impediment you guys have up there, eh? OH SH*T! You guys didn't say it was contagious! What's that aboot??? AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
mooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:10 am, #87121
obviously they do. I'm allowed an hour of internet after group sessions, aren't I.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am, #87118
Ya'll need some serious psychiatric help. Hope CanadaCare pays for that too.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #87111
Had to get some of my composure back. You got me good.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:44 pm, #87108
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:42 pm, #87107
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm, #87105
Apparently not.... you're still messaging.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:28 pm, #87102
I can take a joke. I take my life don't I?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87101
Long-winded explanation aside, well played, mooooooooo.... well played, indeed. (dance, puppets!)
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87100
so it was at -50% before? Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87099
I'm a fan of any cruelty of that sort. I don't use it much, as the people who are use that cop-out make me want to hurt puppies. They have a sense of humor right up until it's something unfunny to them.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:25 pm, #87098
It's funny because I really do have a sister. And that b**** drives me nuts.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #87097
Deep breath... ok. My admiration for you just went up 150%
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #87096
I know I'm a terrible person. Fictional Jesus is very, very angry with me.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #87095
You bastard! d*** near typed an apology for joking about your moose-whoring sister. Heard she did a wallaby once ... but all in all, still didn't care for Australia.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #87093
Daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Hook, line and sinker. I go nuts over the "don't go there" stuff.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #87092
Godd*** comments. I need to refresh more.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #87091
Nah, I was just f***ing with ya,Eh?.......Yeah, I went there.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #87090
Thanks for what? Me? Putting this on me?
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:15 pm, #87089
I knew that was gonna bite me in the a**.Bobviously I was directing that at WTFO and ME. My sister passed away last week (cancer) So thanks for that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:14 pm, #87088
When money runs all systems, this is what you get... America. There is a lot of good to say about advances in medicine from our universities. On the other hand, pharmaceutical companies pay lots of money to make sure cures don't come about too quickly.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:13 pm, #87087
And don't call me Christ. Thor or Zeus, are both fine.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:12 pm, #87086
Oh, sorry moooooooooooooooooo. Is there any truth to the rumor that a moose once did your sister?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:11 pm, #87085
It might be that at the end of the day, America remains the exception for reasons that have nothing to do with ideology. But we of course wish them well.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm, #87084
Christ! Shut up already. This site is supposed to be funny not informative.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm, #87083
Those are some good points Me, but I think our American friends have some difficulties that Canadians don't. One seems to be illegal immigration (coupled with the inability to legally deny critical medical care), the other seems to be the Tort system ...
Me - June 14, 2009, 11:05 pm, #87082
All that being said, as much as I despise the Government having a hand in any sort of service outside of Military and Police, I don't really see any viable option. Leaving the poor to die, is inhumane, me paying for me and then them is bad business...
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:59 pm, #87080
And one other myth is this notion of "Rationed Care." I think that any Canadian here will attest that health care is not rationed in any way, save if you count Triage as rationing, but since all hospitals I know of use triage...including those in the US
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:53 pm, #87076
With Care being the operative word vice Insurance. This system a**umes that it is every citizens responsibility to contribute to ensure that everyone is cared for. That being said you still need a Gov. Issued Health Card to receive any benefits.
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:51 pm, #87075
The American's work on a system of Health Insurance, where those who can pay do, those who can't (or are under Fed Coverage) are paid for by the taxpayer. Canada, and most other industrialized countries, use a system of Health Care
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:49 pm, #87073
WTFO, I know it's a common myth. And I appreciate the retraction. I think the difference in the health care is as you state a very complex problem. I (personally) believe it to come down to a difference in semantics.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:55 pm, #86981
insurance and they will make the govt's available for those poor disinfranchised folks. But who the hell is going to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it as an entitlement? Nobody and the taxpayers will pay the bill.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:54 pm, #86980
and see for yourself how well those programs work. Also, the US health care costs are high because taxpayers are already paying for the uninsured and illegal aliens' health care. The govt is telling us now that if we want we can keep our current health
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:53 pm, #86979
my own experience as a US serviceman on how well our govt handles health care. They provide us with a govt procured (read lowest bidder) HMO, TriCare (or as we call it Tri to get Care). When you retire from service you go to the VA. Do a little research
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:47 pm, #86978
they need. However, there are Americans that go to Canada due to cost issues. In both countries the quality of hospitals vary wildly. While the one you speak of may be great, other provinces are a different story according to my research. I can speak from
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:44 pm, #86977
Adam, your statements overreach the truth. The World Health Org lists Canada as 30th in the world. Also, there a Canadians that come to the US when they get tired of the red ***e of a "single-payer" govt insurance and they can't find the specialized care
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:42 pm, #86976
Me, you are correct that the 9-11 terrorists did not come into the US via Canada. My mistake and I apologize to Canada. Unfortunately, it's a common myth.
Me - June 14, 2009, 4:25 pm, #86958
WTFO, you're wrong the attackers did NOT come across the Canadian border, heres a ref, but look it up ANYWHERE: http://www.nationalpost.com/scripts/story.html?id=1520295
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:43 pm, #86953
because they can't afford the ****ty health care you guys have. They're afraid of losing everything they have to hospital bills, so they come up here to get the treatment they need without worrying about massive bills.
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:41 pm, #86952
WTFO, thats bull****. People do not come to USA for special surgeries. Canada has some of the best doctors and surgeons in the world, particularlt here in Edmonton at the U of A. I've met many people who have come from USA to get treatment in Canada
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:33 pm, #74054
One of the differences between Reagan and GWB was that Reagan was smart enough to move on to a new enemy every year or two. Keeps things fresh, y'know? Bush picked only one (rather, was picked by) and kept it.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:28 pm, #74052
It's actually not much of a secret that governing bodies try to unite the people by giving them a common enemy. Principle's been around since ancient Greece. Why? Because it works.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:01 pm, #74048
mostly. Christian, jew, muslim no matter they all perpetuate hate for hates sake. You are obviously obsessed with whatever allows you to hate the most! Keep your focus hate and thats all we will ever have.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:57 pm, #74046
And then you taught them to fly planes. Typical to look for anyone else to blame. Arrogant pride led to the infiltration of your country. No 1 person/country carries as much blame for the 3 towers as the u.s itself. Actually organized religion is at fault
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 2:38 am, #73965
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am, #73964
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am, #73963
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am, #73962
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am, #73961
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:51 am, #73954
the Battle of 1812. No one believes the same results would occur in 2009. I work with some great Canadian forces and they do not share you illusions. Also, let's not forget that the 9-11 attackers that came here illegally came across your border with us.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:47 am, #73953
For Canuck, your health care is rationed and those who need specialized meds or operations come to the US, it can also cost you in excess of 40% in taxes. As for being civil, you should take your own advice. The war you are thumping your chest about was
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:02 am, #73810
Whataya gonna do hit us with hockey sticks? Quit bein' a canadian **** sucker.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:59 am, #73807
Well we do have free health care, clean water, and a much higher standard of living. Don't be such a U.S.A-hole baron, neighbors should be civil. And don't forget what happened last time you guys got brave and crossed our borders.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 4:25 am, #72209
We Americans look up to you Canadians like a kleenex looks at the bloody mucus deposited into it.
Sean - January 5, 2009, 11:56 am, #49475
Is that why yous guys keep calling me an a**hat? P.S.: wot's a a**hat?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:19 am, #49433
LOL and Props to Sean for being our hat and covering America's bald spot!

GREATEST AMERICAN HERO - We were REALLY desperate for heroes in the 80s.

PSYCHOLOGY - Being insane isn't all bad. Even if your acting is.

TAGS: american psycho required monthly beefcake for amina and co
Rating: 2.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 18, 2010, 9:55 am, #165441
lol, I got lazy and didn't want to type up every female Motifakers name. :)
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:49 am, #165439
Who is the 'co' in amina & co??? I have to know who all is included



TAGS: winter canadians americans
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:58 pm, #242775
Ever see when they try to explain how to get free beer? Doesn't work...:(
spacedog - January 22, 2013, 6:07 pm, #242746
HA! Hoser proverbs! Keep your stick on the ice. 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:24 pm, #242731
Thanks for the comments and votes guys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:42 pm, #242729
C - eh - N - eh - D - eh
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 9:22 pm, #242710
Same goes for driveways, sidewalks and porches in my hometown! Erie, PA born and raised! 5 frozen Lions on this one.
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:51 pm, #242706
5L for truth Missy


TAGS: great song american dream life
Rating: 4.76/5

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rudeboy308 - July 23, 2011, 7:08 pm, #221797
Love this song from Alice Cooper. These four lines pretty much sum up my high school years. He's still touring and is still sick and twisted on stage.

THE AMERICAN DREAM - For you have to be sleeping to believe it

AMERICA - Home of some crazy-ass dreams

TAGS: american dream britney spears
Rating: 2.31/5

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Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:59 am, #40522
I hear that she gives awesome b******s, if that counts for anything.
SoUnDbWoY - September 9, 2008, 8:27 pm, #20069
America: you're doing it wrong
d - July 19, 2008, 11:53 pm, #10306
She is though! - coked up, getting fatter each day, a drop out, uneducated, cant sing, needs a shrink, ugly and a f***ing s**t... Yip THE AMERICAN DREAM!!! (That and KFC)
Les - July 8, 2008, 6:20 am, #8531
I think he means "CRAZY" Trailer Trash!
Bry - July 5, 2008, 3:52 pm, #8241
She WAS the American dream. Now, just trailer trash.


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm, #257881
That was America. Would you like a h** Apple Pie with that order, sir?


TAGS: americans 9 11
Rating: 3.7/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:43 pm, #209027
I'm American, military, and I love this country but the never forget stuff is getting ridiculous. Bilboards, License plates, Bumper stickers, Posters, Pamphlets... I haven't forgotten, just becoming a little numb at this point. Nice picture though.
Veldimar - January 3, 2011, 1:36 pm, #209025
You can never forget the things you dont't know. That's why you don't forget.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 21, 2009, 9:58 pm, #110629
This is a beautiful poster.
MO - August 21, 2009, 3:47 pm, #110544
Or How 'bout Steven Colbert asking colored voters if they agree with BHO's choice of Sarah Palin as his VP? They all supported her and thought she was just the bestest ever. Then again Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jessy the Body Ventura were also elected...
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 12:48 pm, #110490
Logic?? We don't need no stinkin' logic! Well, cept LogicDude anyway, crap, this whole comment started off funny in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:17 pm, #110468
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:17 pm, #110467
JK.... I lover you guys .....just keep making Movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:16 pm, #110466
Or "never forget everyone hates you"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:15 pm, #110465
Or Amerikens. "Never subscribe to logic"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:13 pm, #110463
Or "Amerikens never pass up a super size"........come on it's just a joke.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:37 am, #110441
And no I did not just confuse Pearl Harbor with Iwo Jima.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:36 am, #110439
When Jay Leno does his Jay-Walking bit and has no apparent difficulty whatsoever finding Americans who cannot say who attacked whom at Pearl Harbor, "never forget" seems to apply to a select few Yanks.
Rollseyes - August 21, 2009, 11:31 am, #110434
Not bygone at all. America's Glory is a constant light in a dark world. The full light of that Glory will become evident when the socialist administration currently running the country into the ground is partially removed come the next election cycle.
HubbaBubba - August 21, 2009, 4:21 am, #110393
They never forget....´cause they keep badgering everyone else with bygone glory.....
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:48 am, #110392
Nor does anyone else. (Except stoners, Alzheimer sufferers and a few other unfortunates))

CRAPO PARK - A Happy, Fun Place For The Whole Family

TAGS: american vacation destinations
Rating: 3.08/5

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spacedog - December 30, 2009, 11:44 pm, #149075
Best dog-park I've ever been to. Loved it.

AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?

TAGS: americans usa wwii war win vicrory russians
Rating: 2.95/5

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Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm, #237066
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm, #212626
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am, #193037
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am, #193036
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am, #193030
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm, #160618
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm, #160617
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go f*** your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm, #160546
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am, #160460
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm, #101411
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm, #96535
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am, #90197
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am, #86842
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am, #86840
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your a**. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm, #83843
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm, #83842
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm, #83839
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm, #83817
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm, #83001
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm, #69825
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm, #69814
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am, #69726
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am, #69723
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm, #69622
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm, #69614
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm, #69544
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm, #69543
f*** team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am, #69510
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am, #69509
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am, #69503
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am, #52077
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm, #52042
Canadians didn't do **** in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the f***ing same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am, #51898
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am, #43221
so wat we still the bestest ****ry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm, #40304
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little a**holes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am, #36491
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm, #36357
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm, #36354
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am, #35964
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm, #28031
One more warning and then I'm calling the Ges***o! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm, #27987
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm, #18692
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am, #18308
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am, #18307
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am, #18279
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm, #18150
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm, #18137
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am, #17915
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am, #17911
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the a**holes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.


TAGS: rivals americans canadians
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:25 pm, #246038
You're right! Thank you very f**king much...bahaha!
Bolverk3778 - May 24, 2013, 6:41 pm, #245997
Do not take good manners for being passive, the Canadians can just as aggressive as the rest of North America they are just more polite as they do it.
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:48 pm, #243966
So true. Just prepare when we need more trees.

BAD NEWS - on the doorstep i couldn't take one more step

TAGS: american pie mcclean
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2013, 12:04 pm, #243148

....and we were singing.... bye byee miss american pieeeee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:49 pm, #239962
That explains a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:48 pm, #239961
But I knew I was out of luck, the day, the music died.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2012, 10:22 pm, #239960

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
Uthon - October 14, 2012, 3:28 am, #239943
Man I dig those rhythm and blueueueuesss.
ughomer - October 13, 2012, 8:54 am, #239925
You both kicked off your shoes...
Reality Lord - October 13, 2012, 1:04 am, #239924

Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 10:32 pm, #239923
Children, yer playin’ a song I know….but I was more of a Big Bopper fan…..chantily lace…that’s the music that died for me……5Ls of memory…d***.
Greeny - October 12, 2012, 9:29 pm, #239922
I'm a lonely little Petunia in an Onion patch...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 7:33 pm, #239919
Do you believe in rock 'n roll? Can music save your mortal soul? Can you teach me how to dance....real slow?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm, #239918

Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so?
spacedog - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm, #239916
singin' this'll be the day that I die...
ughomer - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm, #239915
Singin' this'll be the day that I die...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 5:19 pm, #239914

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Airman - October 12, 2012, 5:01 pm, #239913
bye bye Miss American Pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 4:50 pm, #239912
...and they were 5inging...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 4:25 pm, #239911

i can't remember if i cried when i read about his widowed bride. something touched me deep inside....the day....the music....died

Collecting Data -

History Lesson -

TAGS: history lesson americans columbus lost
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 28, 2014, 5:12 pm, #253883
As a certified (and certifiable) historian, I officially found 5 lost lions for this one!

USA USA USA !!!!!! -

TAGS: ganguru american style vs japanese style
Rating: 4.2/5

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violetfox - July 1, 2011, 9:11 pm, #220855
The American is not Ganguro. Now New Jersey, that's full of Ganguro.
Untamedfifty - October 5, 2010, 7:50 am, #196853
i'd *** that... the american one
Densaku - October 5, 2010, 6:10 am, #196843
Ganguros are freaky, whatever the country they come from...

NATIONAL DONUT DAY - Shared on the same day as "International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression Day" America needs priorities!

TAGS: american epic fail
Rating: 3.11/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:16 am, #179160
That was the inspiration for the jelly donut!

AMERICAN DRAGON - Saving the wrestling world from sports entertainment, one jobber at a time.

TAGS: american dragon bryan danielson
Rating: 1.79/5

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Taivas - March 19, 2009, 2:50 pm, #66640
It's "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson. And he has til 5.
Moar - December 2, 2008, 12:20 pm, #41344
Does anyone realize that he's gonna die?
SlimSkeeter - September 30, 2008, 6:52 pm, #24611
no kidding ... fail!
zerojustice - June 18, 2008, 7:39 pm, #6257
I thought the American Dragon was Jake Long?


TAGS: american idol plus size skin
Rating: 4.15/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:05 pm, #199031
Again, good to hear positive feedback from the professionals! Thanks.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:59 pm, #199030
I agree with Rerun. You're doing well Telli, keep it up.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:54 pm, #199014
Very much appreciate Rerun! Definately means alot. And thanks for letting me stay!
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:46 pm, #199011

tell...you bring the A game in your work. the more biting the sarcasm with the twist the better. thanks for being here.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:44 pm, #199009
Well thank you very much sir! Someone who understands good sarcastic humour.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:37 pm, #199007

this is Aces, 5L


TAGS: americans liberty
Rating: 3.41/5

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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:20 pm, #169232
America: invades countries for freedom and liberty. On another note: You can regain your virginity by f***ing.
G4briel - March 25, 2010, 10:38 am, #166776
Theyr own liberty, of course.
Spangle - October 8, 2009, 6:08 pm, #124888
America: getting in the way of the grown ups for 300 years.
HubbaBubba - August 27, 2009, 4:05 am, #112512
Indeed, America will always fight. So everybody else, BEHAVE, or America will bring Democracy to your country, and you have to ask yourself: "Do I really want THAT???"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 6:33 am, #110059
I have to say I love this poster.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:23 am, #73942
after Noriega declared war on the US. Protecting the liberty of US citizens is an important mission. Apparently, you feel that mission is a "selfish purpose". Take your stupidity and insults elsewhere. They don't stand up to facts and logic.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:20 am, #73941
Blah, blah, blah Timmy. Did we bomb you recently or something? You seem so bitter and completely misled. Granada is a town in Spain, however Grenada is an island we invaded to free US citizens being held captive. In Panama, we went to protect US lives
Amerifags - April 18, 2009, 6:24 pm, #73871
Will stamp liberty on any selfish purpose, yeah, let´s invade Granada and Panama, doing it for Liberty!
Elder God Douchebag - February 22, 2009, 6:22 pm, #61251
America would win, duh.
Roamer - February 22, 2009, 5:50 pm, #61249
If they were to fight due to massive time travel accident... who would win.....
Toussaint - February 20, 2009, 9:44 am, #60879
Captain, you've just been reduced in rank. The artwork is period acceptable as the US forces had several variations of waistcoat: blue with white trim, blue with gold, blue with red. And of course the British were in red.
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:22 am, #60858
Ok...Ummm....The left of the pctureis fighting against the English right....And the tight hand side is fighting for he English. Bit of a mixed bag there...
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:47 am, #60082
Outstanding! You are truly an artist Ron. Another 5 marching fur bags for you.


Hockey -

TAGS: hockey rivals canadians americans babies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2014, 5:47 pm, #253590
Good call Missy. The states out played us.
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am, #253575
Oh yeah, thanks!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am, #253574
I think the 'mericans are going to win that one. We've got a great team but this year they just don't seem to "act" like a team. Guess we'll see eh?
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:08 am, #253573
Thank you Jesus. You should be one of the all time best hockey players I would think. You can walk on water, gawd help the team playing against you on ice!
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:53 pm, #253559
Oh yeah, 5 gold lions eh. (Go Canada Go)
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:50 pm, #253558
Olympic sledge hockey semi-finals tomorrow: Canada vs. U.S.A.
JesusWept - March 12, 2014, 6:31 pm, #253557
It's true! I'm Swedish and 7 times out of 10 Canada beats the sh*t out of us in hockey hehe. Good one, MissP! L L L L L
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:17 pm, #253553
Little known fact...did you know that SPARTA spelt backwards is A TRAP(s)...I know you're trying it out right now me lord...bahaha
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:14 pm, #253552
Seriously? Poor memories? Well let me tell you something lady......uhhhhh? And another thing! Sorry for using the same picture, my apologies. Us Canadians sometimes dumber than 2 pieces of sheep****, but always polite...teehee
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 11:49 am, #253551

Canadians: Great at hockey. They do suffer from poor memories~~apparently. #171685 Created February 25, 2014 (BG)
Reality Lord - March 12, 2014, 7:41 am, #253549

p'fffft. the play on ice. we are born of ice. THIS IS SPARTA.

For - Me - A - True - Life -

Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm, #254807
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm, #254806
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm, #254804
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.

COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER - I'm all alone and the night is so long

TAGS: rerun jay andthe americans
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - November 7, 2012, 8:13 pm, #240448

LOL, thanks.....I think
Sho - November 7, 2012, 7:47 pm, #240447
"Asking eyes, alluring lips". according to my rough translation
rerun - November 7, 2012, 7:33 pm, #240446

I'm afraid of getting this translated.
Sho - November 7, 2012, 5:46 pm, #240445
Dutch looks a little weird on this site LOL. 5's

That's Vehicular -

Reminiscing -

American Freedom -


TAGS: may challenge american plays boooooring
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:23 am, #174328
This is magnificent! I loved it! I'd recommend it to my friends! Laughed through the entire thing! I'm going to see this again and again! Five Lions! -- Aggy, Motifake Monthly

MARINES - Has nothing to do with race, creed, or religious preference but a way of life.


TAGS: buy american
Rating: 4.36/5

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GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:57 pm, #205993
Good question, Airman. I'm not sure. Toyota at Georgetown brags that their cars have more American made parts than GM; but the Jasper plant is somewhat silent on that. I'll do some research and get back to ya. (Anyway, I still peed on my Avalon today.)
Airman - December 7, 2010, 5:10 pm, #205963
question.. are the made there? or are they a**embled there? doesn't really matter, Jobs are Jobs.. especially right now
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 3:59 pm, #205958
We live in a changing and complicated world. Yes, it's a Japanese Toyota, and, yes, it's made in Jasper, Indiana. (And, yes, there is a Jasper, Indiana. Jasper is where I bought my Japanese Avalon, which was made in Georgetown, Kentucky. Sheesh!)

AMERICAN PLAYS - Like Motifakes, sometimes the simplest titles can evoke the deepest emotions.

TAGS: american plays assignments
Rating: 3.89/5

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ladyomegasupreme - October 9, 2010, 1:45 am, #197343
nuff said!!!

AN AMERICAN CLASSIC - With his best girl by his side... He sings, Ooooooooooooooh I'm a...

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - When everyone is trying to pin that shit on everyone else


TAGS: american hero sully
Rating: 3.4/5

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Derek - August 11, 2009, 2:58 am, #107069
Safety expert and captain who successfully landed his plane on water; hence "Naval Sea Captain". No tunnel necessary.
Me - February 16, 2009, 3:47 pm, #60123
This is just another start to a tunnel, like South America is. Bad, bad choice...
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 10:14 pm, #57681
Ron is one of the best poster creators in here, AND he is the first one to admit it.
RONSART - February 6, 2009, 4:04 pm, #57383
THX again Mark.
Mark - February 6, 2009, 3:47 pm, #57380
Ron - You are truly a warped individual, but you do make me laugh. Well done as always.



TAGS: american motifakers eagles
Rating: 3.36/5

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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:18 pm, #169230
OMG SHOOT IT! ITS ATTACKING! *bang* Oh f***... dammit, that was the American one. Now I'm a badguy by default...
essence - February 2, 2010, 6:06 pm, #155795
@NYG being born in a western country which gives it's citizens the right to free speech.
LOLOLOL - July 27, 2009, 8:17 pm, #100999
I bet Mark will come
NYG - June 3, 2009, 2:54 am, #83874
You know I love reading random comments like yours. can I ask you something...WTF have you ever done that allows you to criticize someone for supporting a nation or flying a flag. That's what I thought. Pathetic...now gtfo lol
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:00 pm, #71603
What does pointless nationalism with little or no humor have to do with Hels Angels? Both have a close connection to massive alcoholconsumption and lack of education? Just guessing here. Keep yer d*** flags and **** to your self, it's bloody booring.
Packleader - February 8, 2009, 2:18 pm, #57828
Ahem... Hells Angels? Like in drug dealing, slave trading Killers on bikes? Well, I hope not...
Sean - January 26, 2009, 12:21 pm, #54637
Me? Over-estimate my importance? Impossible. Spread the luv. Bye.
Sean - January 26, 2009, 12:03 pm, #54635
Don't overestimate your importance. The comment was for Ron trying to glorify Americans over the rest of the world. Bye
Sean - January 26, 2009, 11:01 am, #54610
Another non-sequitor from Culos. Since it immediately follows my comment, I'll a**ume it was somehow arimed in my general direction. You know those SCUD missiles were quite a bugaboo, eh?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 11:55 pm, #54486
Hell yeah, Ron.
Porcelina - January 25, 2009, 3:46 pm, #54416
woop woop!
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:22 pm, #54409
*clears throat* America...f*** yeah!!!
Culos - January 25, 2009, 3:03 pm, #54399
You racist SOB! Thanks for nothing...
Sean - January 25, 2009, 1:44 pm, #54385
Ahhh, i find 'em kinda annoying. * snickers most Canadianly *
Briton of Rose - January 25, 2009, 1:38 pm, #54379
d*** straight!

HMMM, LET'S SEE - In real American money I have $1.41 !! I am rich !!!

EPIC AMERICAN BADASS - Senator Dan Inouye (HI): Medal of Honor Winner, lost his right arm in WWII.

TAGS: real american hero senator hawaii inouye courage
Rating: 3.32/5

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Cubbybear - January 26, 2010, 8:49 pm, #154642
Spends more pork than Hormel


TAGS: american patriot
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - October 16, 2009, 1:29 am, #127106
Salute returned.
Treehodger - October 16, 2009, 12:41 am, #127088
akornzombie - October 5, 2009, 12:50 am, #124002
I like the rifle
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:40 am, #112670
Mark, Canuck is now TheTrashHeap. Granted, his comment about the bell tower being in poor taste is very dated, but didn't he just create a poster that advocates for the hanging deaths of politifakers? Yea, pot and the kettle.
Mark - August 27, 2009, 12:52 pm, #112562
Canuck - You're entitles to your opinion not matter how wrong you are. You think that a "bell tower" comment is in poor taste? Have you taken a good hard look at this site? There are plenty of examples of poor taste here.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 8:54 am, #89424
Because although you may have voted this a 5, the little b****-assed nobodies who only aspire to populate your local drive-thru window voted 1.
firefly - June 24, 2009, 7:01 am, #89404
because its typical american gung-ho bull****. that's why
KDP3 - June 13, 2009, 1:12 am, #86503
Why this has only 3 lions/monkeys? Voted 5Lions/Monkeys
Canuck - April 17, 2009, 11:43 pm, #73760
That bell tower comment is in pretty poor taste. I will never understand why you guys insist on bringing all of these non-funny, hate filled images and ideas to a place that is meant to be humorous and fun. Anger fueled pride is juvenile and pathetic.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:21 pm, #72350
I smell Vasoline, moooo must have just farted!
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:35 am, #72229
I think I smell ***k on Moooo's breath.
Arrogant Knight - April 11, 2009, 7:18 am, #72224
mooo, do I smell jealousy?
mooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 4:46 am, #72212
mark=don't ask WTFO=don't tell Get a f***ing room
Mark - February 20, 2009, 11:39 pm, #61017
I think you'll be OK...I'm going to wait for the Zombie attack. As long as you're not running toward my house with a burning torch screaming for more entitlements you'll be safe.
WTFO - February 20, 2009, 1:30 am, #60846
Sweet. Just tell me which bell tower to avoid cause I don't normally walk around in a WTFO shirt.
Mark - February 20, 2009, 1:00 am, #60844
I know what you mean. On Nov 5th I went out and bought a Mini-14 with 2-40 round magazines, 200 rounds of .223, and a scope. I'm either ready for the Zombie attack or a bell tower.
WTFO - February 20, 2009, 12:52 am, #60843
Very good. I'll need that kind of position at my house to defend from all the Obama entitlement zombies looking for thier hand-outs.
Mark - February 20, 2009, 12:26 am, #60842
WTFO - It's no "Get to the Choppa!" ...but I thought you'd enjoy it.
WTFO - February 20, 2009, 12:17 am, #60839
Again, I'm just honored that I rate my own chain of posters. I'm getting all misty, no wait that blood spatter from those sniped.



MEGAN FOX - totally georgeous, too bad she doesn't even know you exist.

TAGS: megan fox babe h**tie girls american h**
Rating: 2.86/5

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Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:04 pm, #82239
I DO NOT exist, actually.
anon - February 18, 2009, 4:17 pm, #60528
If she doesn't know I exist then why did she get a restraining order against me?
pervo - December 7, 2008, 7:36 am, #42531
No idea who she is, but "I foresee skin" (below) is an anagram of "I see foreskin".
a'den - December 7, 2008, 6:21 am, #42526
if that be the case, i have some natural ointment she's free to use on it.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 4:48 am, #42518
I foresee skin cancer in her future.
Jonny - November 24, 2008, 5:35 pm, #39454
d***, now THATS what i call demotivational!
Elwood - November 23, 2008, 6:50 pm, #39169
If you sent her some letters, then sh** the POTUS (like John Hinckley did), she'd know you exist, definitely.


TAGS: a real american idol not a conformist punk looking for his fifteen minutes
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:21 pm, #122690
I made this. I forgot to log in. I'm so used to not having to type my name when I upload.


TAGS: american idol simon paula randy all morons why do we listen
Rating: 2.71/5

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BOHICA - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am, #122791
Such animosity, lulz? Its not like I said he wasn't entertaining.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm, #122743
Moderator? Can we get a ruling on lulz?
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:42 pm, #122741
I enjoy watching how crazy he can get on air personally.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm, #122739
what you got against Glenn Beck you stupid anime faggot
MO - September 29, 2009, 10:49 pm, #122724
Simon is the reason I don't watch. As a matter of fact, that eurotard is #2 on my list of what's wrong with this country...over inflated douche bag.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 10:04 pm, #122721
Yeah, Douches are fun to watch. I think that's why Glen Beck is still on the air.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 9:57 pm, #122719
Usually, Simon is the only reason to watch.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:18 pm, #122688
oops. God! I can't believe I did that! I forgot to log in...
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 7:11 pm, #122687
You sent them anon. too Bart.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:10 pm, #122686
Crap! A godd*** typo!

BANNED CLUB - Enjoy your trip...

TAGS: allyson hannigan american pie banned camp
Rating: 2.5/5

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JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 2:07 pm, #169158
Wish I was Allyson Hannigan's flute.
whatukno - December 13, 2009, 11:02 am, #145228
This one time, at band camp...

AMERICA - yes, we love you, but please keep your noses outta our business and stop invading other countries. XOXO

TAGS: american idiot patriot world politics
Rating: 2.47/5
HtD - December 17, 2008, 3:50 am, #44923
America is addicted to invasions. =(
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 1:18 pm, #16157
Can't we invade a country of black people first? We got the reds and whites and yellows and browns out of the way, but we had to import blacks to oppress, so they don't count.
Dude - August 22, 2008, 2:22 am, #16026
We'd NEVER get any gold medals that way!

ANNAPOLIS - "A certain kind of pirate, yeah, we've been called that."

AMERICAN NINJA - The reason Chuck Norris retired

TAGS: american ninja chuck norris michael dudikoff steven seagal vin diesel badass
Rating: 2.28/5

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Torquemada - April 11, 2009, 4:07 am, #72208
Hey, I used to like this film as a kid ) other parts sucks though
xxx - January 3, 2009, 10:09 am, #48899
"The deadliest art of orient is now in hands of an american" oww come on! whats next? "lets give a nuke to a chimp!"? oh wait, they did it already.... i hope this president will be better... maybe a baboon...
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:19 am, #44507
Man, how do people get away with making movies this bad?

AUSTRALIA - Name one time America has gotten Australia out of trouble?

TAGS: americans
Rating: 2.12/5

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Knives - August 22, 2009, 1:15 am, #110773
As an Australian I kind of remember America fighting an entire front for this silly country. Australia during WW2 ceded full military control to America and let them take the entire offensive.
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 9:11 am, #87995
Al Gore is American? Are you sure? DAMMIT!
udon'tneed 2 know - June 18, 2009, 2:39 am, #87954
see this wonderful internet you're using to bash America? yeah, it's an American invention
Hendo - March 13, 2009, 12:04 am, #65374
There were only 243 killed in the Darwin raid - less than 10% of the death toll at Pearl Harbour. Crowe is from New Zealand. The US indeed saved Oz at the battles of the Coral Sea and Guadalca***, although we stopped the Japanese on the Kokoda.
bk - January 5, 2009, 12:09 am, #49316
we can still save Australia by teaching them the difference between a country and a continent
The AUS - July 16, 2008, 8:05 am, #9712
Yes, you will find a downed plane, after the Japanese killed 11,000 people in darwin, and all america sent was a single battleship which wasnt there till 3days afterwards however, i will thank them for the Nuclear bomb, because it did force the japs to r
Brin Londo5 - July 9, 2008, 2:21 am, #8638
We took Mel Gibson off your hands before he got drunk and embarrassed your nation, not to mention Russell "throw a phone" Crowe.
mauser98k - June 23, 2008, 11:28 am, #6739
head to the northern parts of Australia. you can find wreckage of downed aircraft from WWII. that's how close the Japs came to taking Australia. you're welcome.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 7:30 pm, #6497
... you don't know your country's history. that's cool. it's not for everyone.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 7:29 pm, #6496
not to throw the history book at ya... but uhhh Australia asked for an alliance with America because they were afraid of japan when they entered the war. We actually saved Australia from Japan during the battle in the coral sea... but whatever, you don't
Captain Whitey - June 20, 2008, 2:35 pm, #6465
Actually, a lot of us are pretty d*** smart. What the rest of the world CHOOSES to see is our functionally retarded Southern population. Which..Means the rest of the world is functionally retarded for thinking we're ALL like that.
reow - June 20, 2008, 12:26 pm, #6459
lol American's couldn't tell the difference between the globe and their own a**.
FUCK AUSTRALIA - June 19, 2008, 10:44 am, #6334
They saved Australia from dropping into NOTHINGNESS with the film crocodile dundee... Jack a**!
wink - June 19, 2008, 4:03 am, #6312
Well when New Zealand invades next year...

INTEREST - It's amazing how noone has lost it yet.

BEN HAAR - America's Favorite American Idol Reject

TAGS: ben haar american idol reject princess leia ugly nerd cosplay delaware funny beard hairy loser
Rating: 1.74/5

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Cubbybear - February 3, 2009, 10:30 am, #56728
...and Ron Jeremy Look-a-like

ADAM LAMBERT - Because not all hot people are straight

TAGS: adam lambert american idol g** guy h**
Rating: 1.67/5

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rerun - June 22, 2010, 6:50 pm, #181293

GS - I thought motifake was don't ask...don't tell
gia_rose_13 - June 22, 2010, 12:43 pm, #181177
Most true...
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 8:21 am, #181151
rerun, don't forget those 5 copies for your mother ;)
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:34 am, #181139
Wow... you're introducing original new theories for motifake, Copernicus.

BEYONCE - I got your bootylisciouse, RIGHT HERE!!

AMERICANS - They're just narrow-minded

TAGS: americans they re just narrow minded
Rating: 1.53/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 6:20 pm, #138897
TUNNELS They're just lazy!
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 5:30 pm, #138893
Im pretty sure his face is like that from cage fighting
johnny - July 23, 2009, 1:52 pm, #98880
he used whats known as a face corset
Himalayan - April 24, 2009, 6:39 am, #75098
This Guy - Too narrow faced
RRCCmom - November 6, 2008, 10:24 am, #33951
Why do his forehead bones look like they're trying to burst out of his face
souf - July 30, 2008, 10:26 pm, #11937
The British, handing over their country to Muslims
Uh. - July 28, 2008, 3:30 pm, #11568
Nobody said an american posted the origional you ignorant ***khead

AMERICANS - I used to think bin Laden was a bad guy. Then I met a Yank.

TAGS: yank american osama bin laden
Rating: 1.48/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 15, 2008, 1:00 am, #36495
Judging 300 million people by either our government or one idiot you met is unfair and you know it. Not all the French are Inspector Clouseau, nor are all the English Gary Glitter. BTW, it's easy to make up a pseudonym, do it.
Hakiu - November 15, 2008, 12:31 am, #36490
so i guess you think the London bombings were saintly acts.

PENNIES - Slowly reducing the American economy to poverty

TAGS: penny lincoln american economy
Rating: 1.36/5

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barockeva - January 11, 2009, 1:12 pm, #51249
That's because they stupidly invested in ours.
AwNaw - October 13, 2008, 1:59 pm, #27389
If I remember correctly, Europe's economy is crashing as well (and China's)...

Americans -

TAGS: joke american spelling
Rating: 4.6/5

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mizzdizz - January 7, 2015, 7:41 pm, #259342
Ask a Brit where he parks his car--- Its spelled G-A-R-A-G-E but it sounds a lot like 'carriage' when Brits say it. The only word I actually had to ask what it meant! LOL! 5L, mate!

Beethoven -

TAGS: music beethoven americans
Rating: 2.33/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 4:00 pm, #262509
Wow...chill out there Chopin...teehee.
Silverheart - August 24, 2015, 1:43 pm, #262497
AnAmericanComposer is the username of whomever uploaded this Beethoven symphony. And 148,377 likes mean that many people, who may or may not have been American, like the song. Not that they say Beethoven is / was American.